I got this CWOT from my good friend Julia -- check out her results at her blog. (The link trail traces it back to Kazoofus.com.)
Basically, this is about discovering all your "alter-egos" based on the parameters given. Feel free to weigh in with all your new discoveries.
Here's my results:
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car): Ralph Accord ("Ralph Town & Country" was wrong on too many levels, not the least of which was actually copping to owning a mini-van...)
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Cookie Dough Crocs
3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal): Blue Bulldog
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born): Philip Newport-Beach (Had to hyphenate it...)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first three letters of your last name, first two of your first name): Barjo (weak)
6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Screwdriver (Trying to envision the costume...)
7. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers): John Oliver (Shake 'n Bake!)
8. STRIPPER NAME ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Fahrenheit Snickers (WTF?!)
9. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your fifth grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Dyson Dallas (Not certain on the teacher's name -- that was, like, 30 years ago!)
10. SPY NAME (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Festivus Fresia (Festivs -- for the rest of us! And the flower's my wife's favorite. I'm a dude, after all.)
11. CARTOON NAME (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Nectarine Paintershorts
12. HIPPIE NAME (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Oatmeal Birch
